1 00:01:44,277 --> 00:01:45,670 - Okay, who's hungry? 2 00:01:49,543 --> 00:01:52,024 The little ones first. Whoa, boy. 3 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:54,809 - HANK and 4 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,463 -You understand me?! 5 00:02:21,271 --> 00:02:22,402 Mornin' you. 6 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,752 Mwah! 7 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,189 Hey. 8 00:02:27,799 --> 00:02:31,716 Do you... wanna meet your great great great... 9 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:33,065 - Meemaw? 10 00:02:33,108 --> 00:02:35,067 - You know she's gonna turn 100 this summer. 11 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,286 - That isn't true. 12 00:02:36,329 --> 00:02:38,026 - She is so old, she was born before TV. 13 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,724 - No one was born before TV. 14 00:02:39,767 --> 00:02:42,248 - Mm-hmm, before cars. Before horses. 15 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:45,033 Maybe even before the trees themselves. 16 00:02:45,077 --> 00:02:46,557 You wanna ask her yourself? 17 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,212 - Really? 18 00:02:49,255 --> 00:02:51,301 - I was aimin' for it to be a surprise. 19 00:03:03,443 --> 00:03:06,403 You and I have never taken a trip together. 20 00:03:06,446 --> 00:03:09,667 So, we'll get the bus in Cordia and we'll zip on over to Joplin, 21 00:03:09,710 --> 00:03:12,409 and then we'll catch a Greyhound to Minnesota from there. 22 00:03:12,452 --> 00:03:15,063 - How long does the bus take to get to Minnesota from here? 23 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:18,284 - I don't know, nearly 14 hours. Maybe longer. 24 00:03:18,328 --> 00:03:20,852 Everything just takes longer on the bus. 25 00:03:20,895 --> 00:03:24,943 But, it is past time that you met your up north people. 26 00:03:24,986 --> 00:03:26,466 - What about Dad? 27 00:03:26,510 --> 00:03:28,139 - Do you think anything can happen in this house that 28 00:03:28,163 --> 00:03:29,469 he doesn't already know about? 29 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,776 - Don't have to pack? - Already done. 30 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:34,126 I packed for both of us. So, come on! 31 00:03:34,169 --> 00:03:35,780 Let's get a hurry up shoes! 32 00:03:35,823 --> 00:03:38,478 - What about your garden? - Don't you worry about it. 33 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:40,698 Mother Earth has a way of takin' care of her own kind. 34 00:03:40,741 --> 00:03:42,308 So let's get to gettin'! 35 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,715 - Connor, you the reinforcements? 36 00:03:59,194 --> 00:04:00,544 - Impartial observer. 37 00:04:00,587 --> 00:04:03,198 - Where you off to, Bloom? Hm? 38 00:04:03,242 --> 00:04:06,767 You can't take him. That's my boy. 39 00:04:06,811 --> 00:04:08,682 - I'm doing things my way now. 40 00:04:08,726 --> 00:04:11,163 Jack doesn't have to go anywhere he doesn't already wanna go. 41 00:04:11,206 --> 00:04:12,730 - Oh my god, I am sick to death of 42 00:04:12,773 --> 00:04:15,689 your hippy-dippy tree-huggin' bullshit. 43 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,014 Well, you... You wanna take him up 44 00:04:17,038 --> 00:04:18,910 to meet the rest of your fucked-up family? 45 00:04:18,953 --> 00:04:22,696 No, absolutely not. He's staying here with me. 46 00:04:22,740 --> 00:04:25,438 You wanna go? Go right ahead. 47 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:28,311 But I thought I got you away from that goddamn nonsense. 48 00:04:28,354 --> 00:04:31,836 - Obviously my first mistake. 49 00:04:31,879 --> 00:04:35,666 - Oh, Bloom. Jack is never gonna become a man... 50 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,232 - Oh, you are some kind of man? 51 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:39,365 With all the separatist survival bullshit? 52 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:41,846 You are nothing but a two-bit terrorist. 53 00:04:44,065 --> 00:04:45,458 Did you hear her? 54 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,373 - Mm-hmm. - Fucking terrorist? 55 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:48,853 Oh, I get it! I get it! 56 00:04:48,896 --> 00:04:51,682 This is the part where you call me a Nazi again. 57 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:52,987 - Get out of my way. 58 00:04:53,031 --> 00:04:56,426 - Go ahead, Bloom. You just keep pushing me. 59 00:04:56,469 --> 00:04:59,167 Keep it up, 'cuz I'm all the way done takin' it, you hear me? 60 00:05:04,347 --> 00:05:07,567 - What do we have here? What? 61 00:05:14,226 --> 00:05:16,097 - I didn't do any... - I was halfway to Wichita 62 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,838 when I realized I didn't have this. 63 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:19,840 That's why I turned around. - That is a lie. 64 00:05:19,884 --> 00:05:22,016 You planted it along with that fuckin' bottle. 65 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,235 Well played! 66 00:05:23,278 --> 00:05:24,517 - Come on, save it for Rudy Spaulding. 67 00:05:24,541 --> 00:05:26,412 The chief is waitin' for you! 68 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,588 I'm makin' a citizen's arrest, you hear me? 69 00:05:28,632 --> 00:05:29,589 - Dad. - Huh? 70 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:30,721 - Hey! 71 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:32,124 - You better stay out of this, kid. 72 00:05:32,157 --> 00:05:33,854 - Honey, don't. It's okay. 73 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,160 - Come on. - Beth. 74 00:05:35,203 --> 00:05:38,032 Beth, you see to it that Jack is taken care of. 75 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:40,948 Don't leave him alone and I will be back soon! 76 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:42,646 I will get a lawyer and I'm gonna give... 77 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:46,911 - Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to?! 78 00:05:46,954 --> 00:05:49,783 You? A fuckin' drunk with an arrest record 79 00:05:49,827 --> 00:05:51,524 and a history of mental illness? 80 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:54,658 Or me, a decorated former Marine, huh? 81 00:05:59,532 --> 00:06:00,794 - You come now, Jack. 82 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,840 We're gonna get your mom the help she needs. 83 00:06:21,728 --> 00:06:23,861 - You know how this goes, sweetie. 84 00:06:23,904 --> 00:06:26,951 This ain't the first time nor the last. 85 00:06:26,994 --> 00:06:29,301 You've got to wait out the storm. 86 00:06:29,344 --> 00:06:34,219 Your mom's tough. It ain't no thing to her. 87 00:06:34,262 --> 00:06:38,223 - I haven't seen her touch a bottle in god knows how long. 88 00:06:38,266 --> 00:06:39,548 - Why don't we just find something 89 00:06:39,572 --> 00:06:41,574 to take your mind off things? Hm? 90 00:06:41,618 --> 00:06:43,184 I'm sure it'll all work out. 91 00:06:43,228 --> 00:06:46,797 - Beth, you don't understand. He was gonna hit her. Again! 92 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,363 And I just stood there. 93 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,930 You're saying wait out the storm 94 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,715 and then things will go back to normal. 95 00:06:51,758 --> 00:06:53,780 But then there's just gonna be another storm, and another. 96 00:06:53,804 --> 00:06:55,196 It's just who he is! 97 00:06:55,240 --> 00:07:00,637 - Your dad, he's complicated. Let's just say that. 98 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,553 Once your mom's better, you'll be a family again. 99 00:07:24,312 --> 00:07:26,160 - You got a plan as to how you're gonna explain this 100 00:07:26,184 --> 00:07:27,881 to young Jack, I presume. 101 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,017 - There was a... a struggle in the car. 102 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:37,978 And she pulled away from me and the door was open. 103 00:07:38,022 --> 00:07:39,240 The next thing I knew, 104 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,740 she was going end over end in the street. 105 00:07:40,764 --> 00:07:43,593 The damn woman jumped. 106 00:07:43,636 --> 00:07:45,377 - That's the story? 107 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:47,945 - Yup. 108 00:07:47,988 --> 00:07:49,599 - It didn't have to go this way. 109 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:53,298 What's right is right. 110 00:07:53,341 --> 00:07:55,518 - It's too late to sing that song, ain't it? 111 00:08:04,701 --> 00:08:06,529 - Any word? - Not yet. 112 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,231 I think I'll just stay here 'til your dad gets back. 113 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:15,538 - Okay. I just hope Mom's okay. 114 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,897 - Mom! - No, Jack. Jack, it's me. 115 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:16,773 It's just a bad dream. It's okay. 116 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,255 It's okay. 117 00:09:23,823 --> 00:09:25,738 Go back to sleep, all right? 118 00:10:14,613 --> 00:10:15,919 - Aah! 119 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,966 Aw, fuck. 120 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:22,186 - She really did love this garden of hers. 121 00:10:22,229 --> 00:10:25,015 - Yeah. But you know what? 122 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,191 It's completely legal to keep her on my land. 123 00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:30,063 Another thing I love about Kansas. 124 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:32,718 Save the planet, fertilize it. 125 00:10:53,739 --> 00:10:55,219 -What do you got there? 126 00:10:57,003 --> 00:11:00,137 - Seeds. I think Mom wanted to take them to Meemaw. 127 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:01,616 - Oh yeah? 128 00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,576 Let's see. 129 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,058 - I wanna plant them. 130 00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,799 Give her something nice to come home to. 131 00:11:09,842 --> 00:11:12,497 - Aww. You are a darlin'. 132 00:11:16,631 --> 00:11:19,330 It's a new day. 133 00:11:19,373 --> 00:11:22,333 I always loved working in the soil. 134 00:11:22,376 --> 00:11:25,510 Something your mom and I shared. 135 00:11:25,553 --> 00:11:31,255 The fact that you can plant anything... a seed, an idea. 136 00:11:31,298 --> 00:11:32,735 Heck, you can even plant evidence 137 00:11:32,778 --> 00:11:34,040 to throw someone off the track. 138 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,353 - Hey. 139 00:11:45,182 --> 00:11:46,749 Jack. - Dad. 140 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,843 - Everything okay? 141 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,195 Look here, it's... It's really unfortunate 142 00:11:58,238 --> 00:12:00,197 that you had to see that yesterday. 143 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,157 But you need to understand it... it's probably for the best. 144 00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:05,768 - Is she coming back? 145 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:15,560 - No. No, not anytime soon. 146 00:12:15,603 --> 00:12:20,695 Jack, do you understand why your mother wanted to leave? 147 00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,914 She wanted to go someplace 148 00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:25,352 that she could drink and take her pills. 149 00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:29,226 And you need to understand... look at me. 150 00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:30,705 You need to understand that 151 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:34,361 she would've eventually chosen those things over you. 152 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,887 Yes, yes, you need to understand that, Jack. 153 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:40,063 You... at the police station, 154 00:12:40,106 --> 00:12:42,108 she... she had a complete breakdown. 155 00:12:42,152 --> 00:12:45,068 I mean, it was... it was heartbreaking. 156 00:12:45,111 --> 00:12:46,896 I mean, it was heartbreaking. 157 00:12:46,939 --> 00:12:48,549 But, you know, thank the Lord Jesus 158 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,508 she's in the halfway house right now. 159 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,336 She's getting the help that she needs. 160 00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:56,296 So all that we can do is wait 161 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,082 and... and... and see what happens, okay? 162 00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:02,563 But you gotta stand tall. Stand tall. 163 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,609 There you go. Good, be strong. 164 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,541 - Ow! 165 00:13:23,584 --> 00:13:24,890 -What are you doing, Jack? 166 00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:28,067 You wanna water 'em, not bleed all over 'em. 167 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:29,939 -How long until you think they'll sprout? 168 00:13:29,982 --> 00:13:32,071 -I don't know. 169 00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:33,899 "Lettuce" consider. 170 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,771 Do you "carrot" on how long? 171 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,036 - I guess "weed" better get a move on, then. 172 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:42,865 - Now you're just beatin' around the bush. 173 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:52,918 - All right, so, easiest way to get in and get a pass, 174 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,616 you come in on first. You park on A1. 175 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,705 You leave your keys in it. Then you walk. 176 00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,797 - ATF is on the top floor. 177 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:07,324 - Yeah, and there's also an IRS office on four, same building. 178 00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,804 It's small, but... you know, 179 00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:12,503 it's like a little extra somethin' special. 180 00:14:12,546 --> 00:14:15,941 Like a cherry on top of a sundae... tasty. 181 00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:18,726 - Oh, man. Can you imagine this, Hank? 182 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:22,208 It's gonna be just pieces fallin' three states away. 183 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:25,298 It's gonna be rainin' chunks, man. Chunks. 184 00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,782 -There'll be chunks of them in orbit. 185 00:14:33,654 --> 00:14:34,829 -Has Jack read the book? 186 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:36,048 He will. It's important. 187 00:14:36,092 --> 00:14:38,790 -I know it is. I shit you not, he will. 188 00:14:38,833 --> 00:14:43,664 What we're... what we're doin', this isn't new. 189 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,406 Secessionism is not new. 190 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:50,454 Confederacy ain't new. No. 191 00:14:50,497 --> 00:14:53,283 We're in the vanguard, man. 192 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:55,894 - I'm an American. - Damn straight, y'all. 193 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,855 - How is this possible? 194 00:15:43,898 --> 00:15:46,814 Mom, your garden. 195 00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:49,469 It's... it's grown. 196 00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,002 I wish you could see this. 197 00:16:00,045 --> 00:16:02,569 The flowers remind me of... you. 198 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:17,454 -Jack is never gonna become a man. 199 00:16:17,497 --> 00:16:19,717 Who the fuck do you think they're gonna listen to? 200 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,676 You or me? 201 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,418 You better stay out of this, kid. 202 00:16:25,462 --> 00:16:28,160 -Is she coming back? 203 00:16:28,204 --> 00:16:29,944 -No. 204 00:16:40,085 --> 00:16:41,782 -I'm sorry, Mom. 205 00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,053 I miss you. 206 00:16:51,096 --> 00:16:53,403 -She doesn't just love you. 207 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:57,015 She loves me, too. More than I ever deserved. 208 00:16:57,059 --> 00:17:01,933 - No, that isn't true. - It is. 209 00:17:01,976 --> 00:17:04,805 I was afraid she couldn't be out there on her own. 210 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,287 Not with all that rotten stuff bangin' around inside her head. 211 00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:11,334 - Don't be sad, Beth. She'll be back soon. 212 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:20,169 - Besides, you helped with the flowers. 213 00:17:20,212 --> 00:17:22,606 You've shown her just how much you love her, 214 00:17:22,649 --> 00:17:25,435 just by planting them with me. 215 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:28,438 Nothing says I love you better than flowers. 216 00:17:44,758 --> 00:17:47,457 - Quit your fucking daydreaming. You got chores to do. 217 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,155 The pigs need their dinner. Don't wait up for me. 218 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,157 I don't know how late I'll be back. 219 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,385 - Yes, sir. 220 00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:04,126 -I wish it was happening tomorrow. 221 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:07,346 - The ATF is saying the meeting is in October. 222 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,695 It's plenty soon enough. 223 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,915 -If we still have 'til October. 224 00:18:10,958 --> 00:18:12,134 If she hadn't told anybody... 225 00:18:12,177 --> 00:18:13,526 -She didn't tell anyone, Connor. 226 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,788 -You can't be sure about that. 227 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,791 - But I am. I am sure. 228 00:18:17,835 --> 00:18:20,142 Because Beth got everything that she knew out of her 229 00:18:20,185 --> 00:18:23,841 when she called and told me she was taking Jack away. 230 00:18:23,884 --> 00:18:26,191 Damn good on you, Beth. No, Bloom knew. 231 00:18:26,235 --> 00:18:28,106 She knew exactly what would happen 232 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:29,803 if we ever got raided by the feds. 233 00:18:29,847 --> 00:18:33,024 She knew that would be like puttin' a gun against her head. 234 00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,460 Because I told her. 235 00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:36,941 I told her myself that I would put her in the ground 236 00:18:36,984 --> 00:18:39,509 if the law ever came on my land. 237 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,947 No, she was crazy, Connor. But she wasn't fucking stupid. 238 00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,563 - All right. - Tomorrow. 239 00:18:50,607 --> 00:18:52,287 - Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. - All right. 240 00:18:58,484 --> 00:19:01,444 - Thank the good maker for women like you, Beth. 241 00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:14,674 - Beth. 242 00:19:14,718 --> 00:19:16,459 Take good care of my boy, all right? 243 00:19:16,502 --> 00:19:18,287 -All right, I will. 244 00:19:18,330 --> 00:19:19,810 - I know you will. 245 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,926 - It's okay, it's okay. Calm down. 246 00:19:48,969 --> 00:19:52,277 Come on! Come on! 247 00:19:52,321 --> 00:19:53,713 Oh! 248 00:19:58,283 --> 00:19:59,415 - Huh? 249 00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:09,251 - Aah! 250 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:32,012 Aah! Ow! Aah! 251 00:21:05,611 --> 00:21:07,221 - Beth! Beth! Come quick! 252 00:21:07,265 --> 00:21:08,808 I need you to help. I did something stupid. 253 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:10,007 -Jack, you're bleedin'. 254 00:21:10,050 --> 00:21:11,245 We gotta do something about that arm. 255 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,792 - No, no, no. Beth, I need your help. 256 00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:15,491 Please, come quick, please! - Okay, okay, of course I will. 257 00:21:18,276 --> 00:21:19,538 - Come on. 258 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:36,294 - Jack, I don't see anything. 259 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:37,556 What are you playing? 260 00:21:50,656 --> 00:21:52,745 - What the crap is all this horse pockey? 261 00:21:52,789 --> 00:21:54,834 Hey, Jack! 262 00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:56,662 Jack, you in there? You asleep? 263 00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:03,539 What, you run away, you little shaved tail? 264 00:22:03,582 --> 00:22:05,236 Jack! 265 00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,635 -I'm right here. 266 00:22:12,678 --> 00:22:15,638 -Oh! What, you runnin' 267 00:22:15,681 --> 00:22:17,901 a spook house in here tonight or somethin', Jack? 268 00:22:17,944 --> 00:22:19,250 - Dad. 269 00:22:22,471 --> 00:22:23,428 - What happened? 270 00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:26,083 - I... I did something bad. 271 00:22:26,126 --> 00:22:28,955 I did something really, really bad. 272 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:31,001 - What did you do? 273 00:22:31,044 --> 00:22:33,395 - I need help. I need your help, Dad! 274 00:22:33,438 --> 00:22:37,790 - Goddamn it all to hell. What? 275 00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:39,444 - You have to come see. 276 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,970 - I didn't mean to find it. - What? 277 00:22:44,014 --> 00:22:47,713 - In the bushes. I... I didn't mean it. 278 00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:50,586 - Okay, Jack. Jack, listen to me. 279 00:22:50,629 --> 00:22:53,327 Whatever it is that you think you saw out here, 280 00:22:53,371 --> 00:22:56,548 it's not... I can explain, okay? 281 00:23:00,247 --> 00:23:05,078 Oh my god. Beth. Hey, hey. 282 00:23:11,737 --> 00:23:17,308 Jack, no, no, no! Oh! Oh, you stupid fucking kid. 283 00:23:26,012 --> 00:23:29,276 -What the fuck is this? Let go! 284 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,193 Fuck you, you fucking bitch! 285 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,119 - Hey, Connor. 286 00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,314 Dad says get over here double quick. 287 00:23:47,338 --> 00:23:48,252 -What's this about? 288 00:23:48,295 --> 00:23:49,819 - About a bag, I don't know what. 289 00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,429 He said you know. And hurry, okay? 290 00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,793 -All right, all right, I'm comin'. 291 00:24:16,323 --> 00:24:19,109 -Mom said Meemaw's going to turn 100 this summer. 292 00:24:19,152 --> 00:24:22,329 I'm glad I'm going to finally meet her. 293 00:24:22,373 --> 00:24:24,244 Never met someone older than TV. 294 00:25:14,207 --> 00:25:15,905 - Earth to Trinice! 295 00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,125 - Sorry. 296 00:25:19,169 --> 00:25:22,520 Regina's voice is just like... so hypnotic. 297 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,001 - You're actually watching that video again? 298 00:25:25,044 --> 00:25:26,524 You're, like, fucking obsessed. 299 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,570 - Hey! I gotta support my queen. 300 00:25:28,613 --> 00:25:30,528 - Oh god, can you even hear yourself right now? 301 00:25:30,572 --> 00:25:34,010 - Look, it's hard work being Regina's number-one fan. 302 00:25:34,053 --> 00:25:36,621 - Are you kidding? All right, get in line. 303 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:40,103 You haven't even seen her live. I am her number-one fan. 304 00:25:40,146 --> 00:25:41,887 - I would have seen her live 305 00:25:41,931 --> 00:25:44,063 if you would've gotten me an extra ticket. 306 00:25:44,107 --> 00:25:45,258 - Mm, that sounds like something 307 00:25:45,282 --> 00:25:47,589 Regina's number-two fan would say. 308 00:25:47,632 --> 00:25:50,766 - Whatever. You were sitting in the nosebleeds, anyway. 309 00:25:50,809 --> 00:25:54,421 - Um, uh, you just don't get it, all right? 310 00:25:54,465 --> 00:25:58,382 Seeing her in concert, it changes you. 311 00:25:58,425 --> 00:26:01,211 Like, recordings don't even do her justice. 312 00:26:01,254 --> 00:26:04,780 Hearing her live, it's like on a whole other level. 313 00:26:04,823 --> 00:26:07,652 - That booty's on a whole 'nother level, goddamn. 314 00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:10,089 Those curves are, like, inhuman. 315 00:26:10,133 --> 00:26:13,092 - You know she's like nine months pregnant, right? 316 00:26:13,136 --> 00:26:14,746 - Yeah, I'd still hit that. 317 00:26:14,790 --> 00:26:16,748 -Oh my gosh, gross! 318 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,489 Can you try to blow that out the window? 319 00:26:18,532 --> 00:26:20,099 What if my mom smells it? 320 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,580 - Isn't she at work? - DEBORAH'Deborah? 321 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,210 - Why didn't you tell us your mom was home? 322 00:26:24,234 --> 00:26:26,845 - Her shift got canceled last minute. 323 00:26:26,889 --> 00:26:28,978 It's not my fault that Regina went into labor. 324 00:26:29,021 --> 00:26:30,893 -What? 325 00:26:33,286 --> 00:26:35,158 - Hey, hon. 326 00:26:35,201 --> 00:26:36,942 Smells like you guys might be hungry. 327 00:26:36,986 --> 00:26:38,204 Want me to make some dinner? 328 00:26:38,248 --> 00:26:40,685 - Um, no, that's okay. We're... we're good. 329 00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:41,947 - I'm gonna go to bed soon. 330 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,558 - Oh, we can have leftovers. - Yeah. 331 00:26:44,602 --> 00:26:46,299 - Come on, no one likes a cold meal. 332 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:48,388 - Mom! 333 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:52,218 - Well, here's my wallet if you wanna order some pizzas. 334 00:26:59,704 --> 00:27:01,314 - Okay, what did you say about Regina? 335 00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:02,620 - Nothing. 336 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:05,144 - No, you said she was having her baby tonight. 337 00:27:05,188 --> 00:27:06,948 - My mom will kill me if anybody else finds out. 338 00:27:06,972 --> 00:27:08,931 - Oh, come on! - Tell us everything. 339 00:27:08,974 --> 00:27:11,585 Or, I'll post a rumor and I'll tag your mom, too. 340 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:14,632 - Okay, fine! All right? 341 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:16,460 My mom had to go home because Regina's, like, 342 00:27:16,503 --> 00:27:18,612 shutting down the entire fourth floor of the hospital. 343 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,507 She's bringing in her own doctors and stuff. 344 00:27:20,551 --> 00:27:22,858 -Hey, why would she do all that? 345 00:27:22,901 --> 00:27:24,729 - Privacy, duh! 346 00:27:24,773 --> 00:27:28,777 Everyone on planet Earth wants to see Regina's baby. 347 00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:30,660 - Wait, can you imagine how much money we'd get 348 00:27:30,692 --> 00:27:32,215 for a picture of that kid? 349 00:27:32,258 --> 00:27:34,106 - If she wants to take a picture, she'll do it herself. 350 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,914 We should respect her privacy. 351 00:27:35,958 --> 00:27:38,177 - Oh, please. She's a superstar. 352 00:27:38,221 --> 00:27:39,677 That basically makes her public property, 353 00:27:39,701 --> 00:27:41,964 like a national park or Denny's. 354 00:27:42,007 --> 00:27:44,575 - No, Deborah's right. 355 00:27:44,618 --> 00:27:48,013 This is a beautiful moment between a mother and her child. 356 00:27:48,057 --> 00:27:52,191 It should be private. Just Regina and her staff... 357 00:27:52,235 --> 00:27:54,933 and her three biggest fans! 358 00:27:54,977 --> 00:27:56,630 - Are you insane? 359 00:27:56,674 --> 00:27:58,589 - Debs, we should be there to share this moment. 360 00:28:02,201 --> 00:28:04,551 - Come on, I thought you were Regina's... 361 00:28:04,595 --> 00:28:05,857 - TRINICE and - -number-one fan! 362 00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:08,120 - Don't ever question my loyalty to Team Regina. 363 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:11,907 - All right! But, how are we gonna get in? 364 00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,740 - Backstage pass! 365 00:28:18,783 --> 00:28:20,698 - Yes! 366 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,937 - And we can split the money from the pictures three ways. 367 00:28:22,961 --> 00:28:24,049 -No pictures! 368 00:28:24,093 --> 00:28:26,225 - Okay, fine. 369 00:28:30,403 --> 00:28:32,642 - Deborah's mom is totally fine with us spending the night. 370 00:28:32,666 --> 00:28:33,842 -Well, are you gonna be good? 371 00:28:33,885 --> 00:28:36,279 - Yeah, don't worry. We'll be fine. 372 00:28:36,322 --> 00:28:38,368 -Yeah, that's what you always say. 373 00:28:38,411 --> 00:28:39,543 - I gotta go, Mom. 374 00:28:39,586 --> 00:28:40,892 - You better be good. - Yeah. 375 00:28:40,936 --> 00:28:43,460 - Love you, sweetie. - Love you too! 376 00:28:43,503 --> 00:28:44,678 Bye! - Bye! 377 00:28:45,984 --> 00:28:47,812 - God, it's like she doesn't even trust me. 378 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,834 - Did you mention you were breaking into a hospital? 379 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,860 - Okay, we're not breaking in. 380 00:28:51,903 --> 00:28:54,688 We have a key. 381 00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:58,736 - Oh my god, I will totally bug out if I get to meet Regina! 382 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,085 - I wonder who the father is. 383 00:29:00,129 --> 00:29:01,409 Do you think that he'll be there? 384 00:29:01,434 --> 00:29:03,132 - Oh my god, if we get a photo of him, 385 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:06,048 we'd make so much more money. - We said no pictures, remember? 386 00:29:06,091 --> 00:29:08,572 - No, Deborah said no pictures of the baby. 387 00:29:08,615 --> 00:29:10,617 But the daddy's fair game. 388 00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:12,706 - You know what? I bet there isn't even a father. 389 00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:16,058 I bet Regina is, like, the Virgin Mary or something, like, 390 00:29:16,101 --> 00:29:18,712 totally divine. - Hell yeah. 391 00:29:18,756 --> 00:29:21,367 She's just like us. She don't need no man! 392 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:22,760 - Yeah, girl! 393 00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:24,283 - Okay, there's a difference between 394 00:29:24,327 --> 00:29:25,589 "don't need" and "can't get." 395 00:29:25,632 --> 00:29:27,199 -Breaking news. 396 00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:28,960 This one's for Regina. - Shut up. Hey, listen, listen! 397 00:29:28,984 --> 00:29:31,856 -Rumors are buzzing online that Regina is about to go into 398 00:29:31,900 --> 00:29:36,295 labor and has been rushed to an undisclosed location. 399 00:29:36,339 --> 00:29:37,862 That's right! 400 00:29:37,906 --> 00:29:41,866 The queen is about to give birth, if only we knew where. 401 00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,389 - Oh, we know. 402 00:29:43,433 --> 00:29:47,045 - Hell yeah. We're comin' Regina! 403 00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:48,438 -Wishing her the best. 404 00:29:48,481 --> 00:29:51,876 Here is Regina's latest hit, "Hungry for You." 405 00:30:04,758 --> 00:30:06,717 - How are we supposed to get past that camera? 406 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,501 - Trinice, do you have your selfie stick? 407 00:30:08,545 --> 00:30:10,721 - Ding! Duh! - Cool. 408 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:44,886 - Come on, come on, come on! Hurry! 409 00:30:44,929 --> 00:30:46,713 - Come on. 410 00:30:46,757 --> 00:30:48,367 - Okay. 411 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,377 -This must be it. Swipe your card, Deborah. 412 00:30:58,421 --> 00:30:59,509 - I don't know, guys. 413 00:30:59,552 --> 00:31:01,467 Maybe we should give her her privacy. 414 00:31:01,511 --> 00:31:06,124 - Sounds like a certain fan is getting bumped to number two. 415 00:31:19,050 --> 00:31:22,532 - Oh my god, it's Regina! 416 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:26,710 -Hey! 417 00:31:26,753 --> 00:31:29,539 You guys shouldn't be in here. 418 00:31:29,582 --> 00:31:30,975 This floor's off limits. 419 00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:32,629 - Um, we... we were lost. 420 00:31:32,672 --> 00:31:33,978 - Oh really? 421 00:31:34,022 --> 00:31:36,372 Where'd you guys get this key card? 422 00:31:36,415 --> 00:31:39,288 - Um... 423 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,942 - Stop, you're hurting her! 424 00:31:40,985 --> 00:31:42,421 - Stop it! Just... - Stop! 425 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:57,654 - Oh shit. 426 00:31:57,697 --> 00:31:59,482 - Is he dead? 427 00:31:59,525 --> 00:32:01,658 - I'm not waiting to find out. 428 00:32:09,013 --> 00:32:11,015 - Come on, Deborah, let's go! 429 00:32:19,545 --> 00:32:21,417 - Hey, guys, do you hear that? 430 00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:22,766 - Hear what? 431 00:32:22,809 --> 00:32:24,376 - You dork, you still have your earbuds. 432 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:26,465 - Oh. Duh. 433 00:32:28,206 --> 00:32:30,730 - Probably just like an electrical hum or something. 434 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:32,471 - Then why are all the lights turned off? 435 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:34,038 - Maybe they're going green. 436 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,345 - The elevator! 437 00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:06,201 - Shit. Shit. 438 00:33:09,117 --> 00:33:11,249 - Come on, Trinice. We gotta bail. 439 00:33:13,164 --> 00:33:15,732 Deborah? Deborah? 440 00:34:28,283 --> 00:34:30,372 - Shh! You wanna get us busted? 441 00:34:30,415 --> 00:34:32,374 - Something's wrong with these people. 442 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:34,419 Maybe Deborah was right. We shouldn't be here. 443 00:34:34,463 --> 00:34:36,702 - I can't even find Deborah. - What do you mean, you can't? 444 00:34:36,726 --> 00:34:38,554 - I can't. - Guys. Guys. 445 00:34:38,597 --> 00:34:41,165 Oh right here, I found her! 446 00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:05,146 - Whoa, check this out. 447 00:35:08,236 --> 00:35:10,281 Creepy. 448 00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:12,979 - Okay. I'm ready to leave now. 449 00:35:13,023 --> 00:35:16,069 -Look! There she is! 450 00:35:22,598 --> 00:35:25,427 -My god, it's really her! 451 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,519 She's having the baby right now! 452 00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:32,912 Oh, guys, this is crazy! 453 00:35:32,956 --> 00:35:36,438 -Oh my god. 454 00:35:36,481 --> 00:35:41,007 We're gonna be the first people in the world to see this! 455 00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:42,879 -This is so cool. 456 00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:48,319 - They're hurting her! 457 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:52,236 - No. It's like an epidural, right? 458 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,195 It's supposed to help with the pain? 459 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:03,552 - Yeah, that doesn't look like it's helping. 460 00:36:12,822 --> 00:36:14,650 - What's wrong with their eyes? 461 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:36,541 - I told you. Something weird is going on. 462 00:36:38,804 --> 00:36:42,330 - Guys, is... is that supposed to happen? 463 00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:16,451 - Carlos, you idiot! - We said no pictures! 464 00:37:16,494 --> 00:37:19,323 - Maybe she didn't see us. 465 00:37:19,367 --> 00:37:21,499 - I think she saw us! 466 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:23,849 - That was her. - What... what the hell? 467 00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:33,772 - Come on, guys, we gotta run! 468 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,648 Guys? 469 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:55,403 Deborah, we gotta run! 470 00:37:55,446 --> 00:37:57,535 Snap out of it! 471 00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:01,104 - Trinice? 472 00:38:01,147 --> 00:38:03,106 - No! Damn it! 473 00:38:05,413 --> 00:38:06,457 Earbuds. 474 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:21,124 - Don't listen to it! - What's happening? 475 00:38:21,167 --> 00:38:22,865 - They're controlling you with that sound. 476 00:38:22,908 --> 00:38:26,259 Keep the cotton in your ears. 477 00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:28,610 - Where's Carlos? 478 00:38:35,791 --> 00:38:38,315 - No. No. 479 00:38:43,189 --> 00:38:44,669 - My queen. 480 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,807 - No! 481 00:39:07,300 --> 00:39:09,477 - No! 482 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:17,441 - No! No! 483 00:39:23,708 --> 00:39:25,188 - Oh no! 484 00:39:25,231 --> 00:39:28,147 - Come on, we have to get into it! 485 00:39:40,377 --> 00:39:42,771 Help! Trinice! - No! 486 00:39:45,426 --> 00:39:48,994 Trinice! Help! Help! 487 00:40:00,223 --> 00:40:02,486 - The elevator! It's the only way out! 488 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,403 Trinice, come on! 489 00:40:09,493 --> 00:40:10,538 - Fuck that. 490 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:25,030 - Come on, come on! 491 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:27,250 - There's no time. We gotta hide. 492 00:40:27,293 --> 00:40:28,817 - It's almost here! Come on! 493 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,370 - Trinice. 494 00:41:55,904 --> 00:41:57,253 - Come on! 495 00:41:59,081 --> 00:42:01,605 No! No! 496 00:42:01,649 --> 00:42:02,954 Deborah! 497 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:41,036 - Clear! 498 00:42:53,265 --> 00:42:55,006 - We made it. 499 00:43:00,446 --> 00:43:02,076 - We can use this picture to expose Regina 500 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,624 for the monster she is. 501 00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:09,934 - And destroy her career? 502 00:43:09,978 --> 00:43:12,304 - What the hell are you doing? Let's get the hell out of here! 503 00:43:12,328 --> 00:43:15,853 - No! I bought tickets to her next tour. 504 00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:17,463 - Are you crazy? 505 00:43:17,507 --> 00:43:20,162 We have to tell the police. 506 00:43:20,205 --> 00:43:23,252 - She hasn't even finished her new album. 507 00:43:23,295 --> 00:43:25,558 - Didn't you see what that thing did? 508 00:43:25,602 --> 00:43:26,864 It killed Carlos! 509 00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,910 - She was protecting her privacy. 510 00:43:28,953 --> 00:43:30,302 - She's a monster! 511 00:43:30,346 --> 00:43:31,782 - She's Regina! 512 00:43:34,785 --> 00:43:36,918 I thought you were her number-one fan. 513 00:43:39,268 --> 00:43:41,662 I guess this just proves that you're number two. 514 00:43:44,490 --> 00:43:46,057 - No! 515 00:43:47,885 --> 00:43:49,800 Help! 516 00:44:10,908 --> 00:44:12,518 - No! 517 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:19,221 - Help! Help! 518 00:44:19,264 --> 00:44:22,267 Oh, god! 519 00:44:22,311 --> 00:44:25,531 Help! 520 00:44:25,575 --> 00:44:27,533 Oh. 521 00:44:27,577 --> 00:44:29,492 Deborah, please! 522 00:44:31,929 --> 00:44:33,714 Please! 523 00:44:38,936 --> 00:44:40,633 -I feel really bad about this, Trinice. 524 00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:41,983 Really, I do, but... 525 00:44:42,026 --> 00:44:45,769 I just have to protect Regina's image. 526 00:44:45,813 --> 00:44:48,903 She promised me backstage passes for life. 527 00:44:48,946 --> 00:44:52,297 You'd understand if you'd seen her live. 528 00:44:52,341 --> 00:44:55,039 It changes you. 529 00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:56,693 Do you wanna meet her babies? 530 00:44:56,737 --> 00:44:57,912 - No! 531 00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:03,656 - Regina says I get to be their nanny after school. 532 00:45:06,355 --> 00:45:08,923 Aren't they just the cutest? 533 00:45:08,966 --> 00:45:12,796 I just have to remember to feed them one time! 534 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,078 They've already had their feeding, 535 00:45:14,102 --> 00:45:16,713 but there's just so many of them. 536 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:20,543 Oh, and I told Regina that we could start with you. 537 00:45:20,586 --> 00:45:23,285 It's like my mom always says... 538 00:45:23,328 --> 00:45:26,288 no one likes a cold meal. 539 00:45:26,331 --> 00:45:29,682 No! No! No! 540 00:45:29,726 --> 00:45:33,121 No! No! 541 00:45:34,339 --> 00:45:36,951 -No! No!